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Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives

Strike your pick, move it quick,

In the length of a candlestick!

In the black, watch your back,

Crack the stone with a mighty whack!

Heave! Ho!

Heave! Ho!

Dwarf be bold, search for gold,

Comb through the rock and moss and mould!

Specks of light, fight or flight,

Steel yourself for a bloody night!

Heave! Ho!

Heave! Ho!

Mortal coil, work and toil.

Dwarven life is a raging roil!

Swing and dig, lazy pig,

Back at home, dance a merry jig!

Heave! Ho!

Heave! Ho!

Richter and Johnson finished grinding up the malt for our first batch of Liquid Gold. When they were finished, they carried the large sacks of grist up the catwalk and dumped them into the shiny new lauter tun. At the same time, Mooney worked the pump to fill the boil kettle with fresh water while Markus stoked the fire.

Johnson leaned over the railing to catch his breath and called down. “Ya know, Pete. I’ve been wondering why we don’t use goat power for grinding the grist. Seems like Penelope could use the exercise. She’s been putting on weight with all the snacks Bran’s been giving her.

Penelope gave him a gimlet stare from where she was sitting in the corner, then continued munching on her bowl of treats.

“Hmmmm… you may have a point.”

*Maaaaaahh* [Translated from primma donna goat] “You would insult a lady’s weight!? For shame, my servant!” She turned to face away from us as we all laughed.

“No, but more seriously, dat can lead ta health problems for tha princess.” Richter admonished. “Someone should take her out runnin’ each morning for exercise.”

“I can do it!” Aqua held up her hand, cheerily. “It can get a bit lonely on my morning walk.”

“Is that when you drink yer espresso?” I waggled my eyebrows.

Aqua flinched. “I don’t drink coffee, nobody drinks coffee, you drink coffee, who told you that, it’s a lie! I drink nothing but beer and the tears of my enemies!”

“I do drink coffee. No denials here.” I held up my hands. “I have it from a most reliable source that you’re a coffee fan.”

Aqua turned pink, then white, then red. “JOEJAM. That traitorous [Barista]!”

“We’re about to start a coffee-beer empire, Aqua.” Zirce tittered. “You can just say you were an early adopter.”

“She could add some hip plates to that shiny silver armour. Show off what a hip - ster she is.” I sniggered.

There was a pause as everyone considered.

“Dat one fell flat, Pete.” Richter admonished.

“Weak. I give it a three out of eight.” Aqua added. “And what’s a hipster?”

“I liked it.” Zirce smiled. “Six and a half.”

“You have terrible taste, sister.” Emma rolled her eyes. “I give it a two.”

“Get back to work.” I hissed.

When the kettle had reached the required temperature, we opened the valve that sent the hot water pouring into our new tun. Richter moved to begin pumping the water through the recirculation pipes. As the mash released its sweet, sweet, wort, it flowed down through the false bottom and into said pipes. They wrapped around the boil-kettle, providing a gentle reheat before emptying back into the tun. That was the RIMS, or Recirculating Infusion Mash System in motion!

There was no need for step-mashing this time, so after 30 minutes of pumping, Johnsson moved in and Richter took a break.

"And now it\'s time to [Basic Spaaaarge]!!" I gave the knife wheel a practice spin, and it ground through the mash in the tun. I switched the valve to send the wort back into the boil kettle, and began turning the wheel in earnest while Richter jumped onto the pump. The knives sliced the mash-bed, stirring any stagnant wort, and granting the sparge access for spraying. Up on the catwalk above us, Zirce and Emma stood ready with large wooden spoons. As the wort poured into the kettle, they began stirring to ensure the dark-brown liquid didn’t burn on the searing hot copper.

I began to hum, and then sing You Spin me Round Like a Record by Dead or Alive. Richter didn’t seem too enthused by my off-key baritone, but Zirce and Emma quickly picked up the words and began singing along in cheery soprano as they spun the Wort in circles above our heads.

And then the lautering was done! I ran onto the catwalk, bounding up two stairs at a time. I took a deep breath, then peeked into the boil kettle. My breath released in a sigh; the wort was completely clear. We’d done it. Not a single fleck of mash or any contaminant had made it into the wort.

I walked back down the stairs to an awaiting Annie and crew. Everyone clustered around as I announced:

“It worked perfectly! Operation Liquid Gold is a GO!”

Annie wrapped me in a bone-crushing hug. We were on the road to victory!

—

3 Weeks Until the Octamillenail Brewing Contest

“I’m surprised you called. I thought you’d be really busy with the competition coming up.”

Amythestgemglow twirled her hair as she regarded me from beneath lowered lashes. I caught her eyes and smiled, and she huffed. The gnomess was strikingly similar to Lillyweather, actually. She had the same small features and button nose. The biggest difference was that she had bright purple hair done up in pigtails. That, and the violent pink “Raspberry syrup on tour” tunic she was wearing.

“Well, I had to make time for my all important spokesgnomess didn’t I?”

“Hmmmm…” Gemglow regarded me beneath her fluttering eyelashes. “We still aren’t pleased with this pivot to Barista Brew. We’d put a lot of work into the Liquid Gold preparations."

I shuffled nervously in my seat. That was the other big difference between the two. Lillyweather reminded me of my daughter, but Gemglow reminded me of my third grade English teacher. As the silence stretched, I was wondering what homework I’d forgotten.

“Well Amythestgemglow, let me tell you - “

The gnomess twitched. “Ah, Amethyst.”

I paused. “Pardon?”

“Amethyst. My family… did not approve of my job as Berry’s manager. I am no longer welcome to use the Glow name.” The gnomess suddenly looked morose.

I wasn’t sure what to say. I felt a thought forming, something like: ‘their loss, then’, but felt my mind wrench away from the idea. I suddenly understood that insulting her family, even as a joke, would poison our relationship.

Huh, that must have been [Friend of Gnomes] or whatever my new Ability was called.

My once-Canadian heart still forced out an, “I’m sorry.”

AMETHYST - took a deep breath and steeled herself. “It’s not your fault. What are your plans?”

“Copperpot is ready to release the Barista Brew. We were thinking of launching it the day AFTER we win the contest. If not, we’ll see who does win, and consider bringing them on-board. The power to get a brewery in the capital and the title of ‘Best Brewer’ in Minnova can’t be overstated for our advertising campaign.”

“Will they really join you?”

“Based on our research, at least three of the winners would probably be willing to work with us. Including us, that’s half the breweries in the contest. Our odds are good.”

“If you’re sure.” Amethyst jotted some notes down on her notepad and hummed, reading over them.

“Are you enjoying working for Berry?” I asked into the somewhat awkward silence.

“Oh, I love working for her!” Amethyst’s eyes twinkled. “Berry\'s an amazing artist, and mage, and everything else in between! I can’t imagine what my life would be like now without her. I thank the Gods every day that she chose me as her manager.”

“Well, congratulations.”

Amethyst resumed reading over her notepad. “Mhm. Alright, I can fit Berry in for the first of our contracted ‘endorsements’ on the day after the contest. What an interesting word…”

“Perfect! And sorry about the Liquid Gold thing, but I can promise that it wasn’t wasted time!”

I ran through our plans for the brewing contest and Gemglow nodded. “That sounds like it might actually work!”

“Are we good then?” I held out my fist for a fistbump, and my hand popped open into a handshake of its own volition.

Amethyst smiled and shook my hand.

—

2 Weeks Until the Octamillenial Brewing Contest

Four dwarves sat silently around a table. Annie, myself, Balin, and Aqua. We each stared deeply into the whistlemug sitting before us. The glass was filled to the brim with gleaming liquid set with sparkling bubbles. A pure-white foam floated on the top, a nearly-perfect inch of head. Balin reached over to poke the jiggly mass, much as Penelope had the first time she’d encountered it.

Aqua muttered. “I’ve never been so thirsty in my entire life.”

Balin gulped. “I donnae just want ta drink it, me soul is sayin’ I need ta drink it.”

Annie whistled. “It really does look like gold, and the smell!”

The three of them took deep breaths through their noses.Their nostrils flared practically in unison.

“It’s smells like a mix of True and Light Brew.” Aqua purred. “My favourites.”

I rolled my eyes. They were almost every dwarf’s favourites.

“Aye, with a bit of an off-scent I don’t recognize.” Annie reached down and picked the whistlemug up. She held it to the light and stirred the liquid inside, examining it as it swished and burbled.

“Does this one have any magic effects?” Aqua asked. “Other than horrifying anyone who knows what went into it?”

“Ugh, don’t remind me.” Balin moaned.

“No. I didn’t use my Ability on it, because I don’t actually want the isinglass to combine with the beer. Just the opposite actually. Also, it isn\'t magical so it probably wouldn\'t do anything. It should improve the shelf life of the brew a little too; Isinglass is a preservative as well as a magic haze eraser.”

“It certainly looks impressive.” Annie nodded. “If this isinglass is what it takes to get that colour and clarity it may well be worth it. It sparkles more than a gem.”

I tapped the glass, and watched bubbles rise to the top, then pop. “The biggest problem is that bottle fermentation with isinglass is a complete pain, and putting it in the tanks early just isn\'t working, so at the moment we can only put Liquid Gold in casks.”

“That’s… not ideal.” Annie frowned.

“No, but look at it this way! Anyone that wants some has to buy a full barrel! At least until we get get some secondary fermentation tanks!”

“But how does it taste.” Aqua said. “That’s what’s important.”

“Penelope liked it.” Balin said. “She lapped it right up.”

“Penelope’s a lush.” Aqua retorted. “We need a more partial goat.”

“You shut yer dirty mouth, she’s a PRINCESS.” I snapped.

“Is that why she keeps trying to kill Johnsson whenever he fits the armour for the contest on her?” Annie said dryly.

“It’s… unmaidenly. A princess shouldn’t be in a tin-can.”

“Figure it out. You\'re closest to her recently.”

Balin scratched his head. “Why are we doin’ this in here, anyway?

I narrowed my eyes. “I still can’t tell how much of what happened to Richter in the library was an act, no matter what you lot claim. He’s just not that good an actor. I want to make sure this doesn’t go sideways.”

“I’m drinking it first.” Annie took the opportunity to put the mug to her lips. She took an experimental swallow, and swished the beer between her cheeks. Her eyes widened and she began gulping it down. After an interminable moment, she gasped for breath and wiped her foam flecked beard.

“Sooooo…?”

“It’s so smooth! It’s like nothing I’ve ever drunk. It’s as refreshing as Light Brew but has the flavour of True Brew. It’s easy to drink, and has a crisp aftertaste, like… like… nothing I’ve ever drank before. It feels like it sparkles in my mouth. Pete, this is going to be huge.”

“And the corpse guck?” Aqua asked.

“Who cares. I’m getting more!” Annie ran back into the brewhall. She tripped on Penelope’s bowl, which had been shoved in front of the door. Penelope baahed in protest as Annie rushed past her. Plus one to my suspicions about Richter\'s reaction.

“I think we may have a success!” I took a sip of the dregs at the bottom of the mug. It went down easy, and we’d finally achieved a clarity I was comfortable with; no sticks in this brew. But the bittering agent was still awful, and the erdroot left a dry and filmy mouthfeel. All told, though? We were going to win this!

–

1 Week Until the Octamillenial Brewing Contest

“I’ve called you all here to announce two things.” Bran smiled widely.

We all looked up from the feast he’d prepared. He stood at the head of the table with Doc Opal on his arm. She’d been dropping around the brewery a lot the past few weeks. In between all the prep for the contest, and practice brews with Copperpot, I’d been too swamped to pay her any attention, though.

An entire roast lamb sat on the table, the scent of clove and basil wafting from it. The meat was perfectly cooked, with a slightly pink colour and fall-off-the-bone texture. The platter was filled with its juices, which ran down into a bed of roasted erdroot. The flavour was absolutely divine, with that spicy/tangy taste that could only be found in well-cooked mutton. Every single one of us had gravy dribbling down our beards, and Richter and Johnson paused in the middle of fighting over one of the racks.

“The first big piece of news is we’re getting married,” he announced, deadpan.

It took a beat, and then we all began clambouring at once, and bits of lamb sprayed around the room as we shouted. Tankards of Liquid Gold splashed as we raised them in a toast. We’d been drinking a lot of the stuff recently.

“Congratulations!!” “May Yearn Bless you two!” “Bran, you old goat!” “Huzzah!”

Opal and Bran basked in our cheers, then Bran put his arm up to catch our attention.

“I’ve been speaking to her father, Magistrate Benton. He tweaked Lady Sif’s arm, and they agreed to let me formally propose to Opal.”

Bran beamed. Opal beamed. The rafters beamed. Nyuck.

“When are you two gettin’ married?” I asked.

“It’ll depend. On a few things, actually.” Bran grumbled. “It’s… complicated.”

“Tell me about it.” Annie sighed. She and Balin were still planning their own wedding. Apparently it was quite common for dwarves to have a ‘short’ courtship of a couple years or five. During that time they each got to know the other’s clan, and then they would decide together which clan was the better fit. In Balin’s case, it was easy - there wasn’t really a Roughtuff clan. But there were still a lot of traditions to maintain and rites to observe to honour their respective Ancestors and the Gods.

Whodathunkit? Dwarves and tradition. I’d never run into THAT before.

“As for the second news…” Bran’s eyes became uncharacteristically uncertain. “I met some nobles at Opal\'s. Then things got to movin’ and I made a few meals at her place. Then some other stuff happened - “

“Get on with it!” Johnsson shouted, banging his fork on the table.

And so Bran dropped a bombshell. “Bah! Here’s tha short of it. The Grand Lord of Minnova has invited me to become his personal chef. He… he wants to hire me full time. It’s the highest position a chef can have! But… I’d need to leave the Goat.”